Hello.. this is you attendant speaking.. here to make sure you safely enjoy your time on this site.
Make sure.. your hand is on the mouse at all times, this is to be sure you are actually moving around instead of starring at one thing forever.
Sit in the upright position, this is to prevent slouching and getting a sore back.
There is an emergency exit button on the top left corner of your screen.
There are designated sleeping and washroom areas In your house.. I hope you know where they are.
In the event of a crash especially if you are using a Windows OS restart computer and try again.
Might we remind you again that this isn't a commercial site and no products will be bought at this time.
In the case of a fire.. you probably should have check it you iddiot.
Thank you, enjoy the site and tell you friends about it
Bye!