Jack Johnson plays The most toughest role of his life as an un-important extra.
"hello that's $15 for the pizza."

Marvel as Explosions Happen to keep the audience entertained.
BOOM!!!!!
"Egad! she shouldn't have put that baby down."

A Killer Soundtrack With Dancing Scantly clad girls at Every turn!
"Oh dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay..."

Jet Li makes an appearance as a school girl!
"HYAAAAA! no touchie my Homework fool! ha ha!"

The mass market of Pokemon is about to crumble all becuase One little boy can't remeber his own name! Some one claiming to be the cousin of Bruce Willis stars as an Ex-cop who has to help this little boy to survive A Jewish Mobs Deadly game.
"Come on son! you have to catch them all"

The secret lies within as Vil Kilmer learns to tie his shoe!
"Damnit I tied them together again!"

This Summer Everything you heard right now is a lie!
This summer you need to believe!
This Summer....you get half off on all swim wear at sears!

Coming to theatres when it wants to. those of legal Age must attend! KIDS GET IN FREE!!!!!!

Batteries not included.